Monday, April 20, 2009

OH YEAH 9 1/2 Minutes of Thrust.

We're off to GatorLand, May 10th, I wanna experence nine an a half minutes of pure thrust. and Stella will head off up to Memphis to visit some old dead singa. If the Yanks get it up, I should have a pretty damm good holiday ridin the rollas.

It's pretty Flat over there... no rock, just Roll

Ma Noise Ruinith ova

Off Sick again on Thursday/Friday week after Keaster, Still go some Climbing in with gaMAS on Sunday over at EE-Morin Rd, just 15s 16s and 17s, Finger is comin along great, and so is gaMAS.

Will be Headin back to EE-Morin Rd on Turdsdie Night 23rd April dis week width da noobees.

I WANNA GO OUTDOOR!! Sigh....

My Sweaty Keaster

It has not been a lucky time for the Old FBC, Sunday after the Wharapapa trip, went to the Pools to stretch out the old joints an by the Monday night you could've Cooked a unhatched chicken on me..... Sweatin like like 7 stone white guy at a blackpower meet with I Love vespa's tatotoed on his Forehead.

By Saturday of Keaster, well enough to go indoor with Game-gees to BrokenHead Indadoor, Had a good Day and begun the GameGees on Lead Climbing indoor, the we go to Leef ........ SOMEONEUNNAMMEDLOCKEDTHEIRKEYSINTHEBOOT ....................... GEEES gaMAS.

Keaster Monday - Begin the Lead Trainin OutSide, Collusium (15) Short side, Quarry.
I wandwered on Up on a Lead an setup the Fonteria point.
Then got gaMAS (I think the Name change is called for after Saturdays little FUBAR) to Climb-up Leader style, Clipin my placement.
Next I went up, Placed more gear, but removed the Quickdraws and any binners.
No it gets more Challenging, there was some disent, as Chopper Read would say "Harden the Fuck up gaMAS"
So he did and he did, and he was most pleased with himself.
Finally I assended and set up a top Belay and gaMAS, "Seconded" removing all the placements.
Not a bad Effort all round, I was most impressed.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Newbees of Wharapapa South

An the 4th of april I was cleared by the Lovely E of HandsON for a causious day of climbing, not wanting to go fullon with any of the Uber mates, I arranged with the Newbees for their first, outa auckland trip.

We arrived down at the Slug wall about 10:30 and spent most of the day, starting on Teenage Mutant Ninga(14), and progreesing up the scale to a 17 on the left. we finished the day over at the Main Crag on a 16 and 14.